Jokes

Yes, we here at the ghost occasionally have time for jokes. below is a post from the King without a Crown blog. Be warned, most of this stuff is sexist. I don't advocate much of what is there. If you are too much of a tight ass, or if you take yourself and or your politics wayy to seriously, then you shouldn't bother reading.


22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:i.e.both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, analmost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

BONUS:We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you reallyknowthe difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, thedefinition of each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, beingassaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,"Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling ofperfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the assand having the balls to say, "You're next!"We hope this clears up any confusion.

Respectfully, International Council of Manhood

the rest here:
http://igo1077.blogspot.com/2006/04/why-men-shouldnt-cry.html