The Black Man Made Me Do It

It would appear that Florida State Rep. Bob Allen (Republican), was caught out there offering head to a black under cover officer. Upon arrest, Allen claimed to be intimidated by the big black people around the park.

.."This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park," Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he "was about to be a statistic" and would have said anything just to get away.

Wow. Maybe Allen is onto something. Perhaps if negroes in Newark simply offered blow jobs to would be gang bangers the murder rates would drop. Clearly offering head to black guys is a good survival tactic. Who knew!

The officer's story:

The officer: "I was standing against the far wall of the stall. Allen closed the door behind him and stood against it. I said "what's up" and Allen said "Hi." Allen then said "this is kind of a public place isn't it." I said "do you have somewhere else where we can go?" Allen said "How about across the bridge it's quite [sic] over there." Allen engaged me in a conversation in which he agreed to pay me $20.00 in order to perform a "blow job" on me."

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